OMG so funny but mostly so true.
after organizing many driving school, that is so true, the "professional" driver that wants to be the "big dog" at a safety driving seminar, but would never partake in a SCCA race format.
I remember 1 big dog going of after the swamp turn and jumping the car and it was a sad day for an URS car, or the other big dog that was in front of me on the first lap at mid Ohio and totalled his car because everyone knows that on the first lap on cold tires you should show the field how good you are, or the one that rolled a 4k on a parade lap at Grattan ( how do you roll a 4K?) or the guy that was all over the map at Watkins Glen and rolled his 540I in the boot, must go faster and not let them pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha that was good.